she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I should be sponsored by Trojan
vagina is talking i cant
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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