It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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