I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I believe in your delicious
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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