You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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