I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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