did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
