He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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