Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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