she looked like the before picture.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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