trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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