How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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