Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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