come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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