One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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