Don't make out with my wife yet
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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