Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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