hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
This toilet bowl is my home.
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