I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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