Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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