i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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