party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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