I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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