he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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