just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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