That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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