needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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