that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
smell my finger.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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