they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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