We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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