im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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