White coat. Heels.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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