yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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