it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
