He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She even gives head with a lisp.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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