He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
