so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
