i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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