Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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