I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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