your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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