She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
