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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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