come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
MIDGETS
????
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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