i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
