You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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