pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She told me I should be a condom model.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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