i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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