In the future we'll all be gay
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i just google imaged poop.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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