I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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