i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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