I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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