I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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