How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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