you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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