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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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