Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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